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Seeking Male
| Gender | Female | |
| Age | 29 | |
| Sexuality | Straight | |
| Ethnicity | I will tell you later | |
| Height | I will tell you later | |
| Build | I will tell you later | |
| Hair | I will tell you later | |
| Body hair | I will tell you later | |
| Body decoration | I will tell you later | |
| Drink | I will tell you later | |
| Smoke | I will tell you later | |
| Location | UK, England: Greater London, London | |
| Drugs | I will tell you later | |
| Cock/Breast size | I will tell you later | |
| Travel | ||
| Safe sex | I will tell you later | |
| Paid Services | No | |